Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

uhm, can I suck that

the sky is blue

[Insertnamehere]

Stop rayleigh scattering

I'm fapping this boner down cause I need to sleep

[thawoods]

XD think of an unnattractive man

lots of cats coming at our yard

[Scootaloo]

feed them mice

My fish are breeding to fast

[thawoods]

kill 'em all

It's about to rain.

[Scootaloo]

Get naked and run around outside


I want to get naked and runa round outside

[trywait]

just do it.

my dog wants to go for a walk

[thawoods]

spank it's ass and let him run

I live in front of a cemetery.

[AlfredM]

Live in the cemetery instead.

I'm sleeping too much, almost 12 hours a day.

[Scootaloo]

start taking Ambien

My car is frosted over and I need to get to work.