Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

cut of your feet

I wish lotus-feet would go away

[Cridders88]

Campaign for it to continue.

I am babysitting a 5 year old this evening.

[Insertnamehere]

Feed it sugar non stop

I'm doing some induction assays this week

[Cridders88]

No you're not, don't bother is my advice.

I am chuckling because I realise you have just said assay. Now my workmate is staring at me.

[thawoods]

do yourself

the mosquito lamp is not effective

[thawoods]

let somebody lock you alone forever

I have a heart-burn.

[Cridders88]

Eat pasta really quickly.

The bus is late and it is cold.

[Insertnamehere]

strip naked and walk home

the sun is relentless today and I fucking hate to get tanned

[Cridders88]

Move to the UAE.

I am feeling restless when I should be going to bed.

[Insertnamehere]

start eating sugary stuff

I wanna good night of sleep