Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Stick your arm in a food blender.

It's getting late.

[Insertnamehere]

change the time in your clokc and now it's not anymore

I have to go pee

[thawoods]

lock your penis with perpetual tape

the boys are back

[Insertnamehere]

kick them out get them arrested

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] completely unrelated, but can you describe halo-halo for me? I've heard it mentioned fondly quite a bit from a few Filipinos as some tasty edible thing...and I'm curious

I am so damn confused right now and I didn't even take an antihistamin

[thawoods]

well Suds, halo-halo is very similar to snow cones, just that they have fruit mix-ins with milk and creme caramel, some even add ice cream and corn-flakes.

take your antihistamine, or you're gonna die a horrible death

i just lost to a complete stranger online

[Insertnamehere]

make your life goal to find said stranger and enact your revenge by killing his family and then him.

I have to get some sleeping done

[thawoods]

put ants on your bed

I want a pet cow.

[trywait]

buy chocolate milk. close enough

I need to shave

[thawoods]

grow it until it reaches your chest

man, i just suck at video games.

[Insertnamehere]

keep going against super experienced people

I have acid reflux