Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

drink lemonade, a litre of it

Christmas is approaching.

[Cridders88]

Lock yourself away until January.

Where I work it will become ever quieter towards Christmas.

[thawoods]

hire a monkey to play the cymbals.

I am all alone on the ground floor.

[thawoods]

ask somebody to bother you

i have a lot of pills to drink

[Insertnamehere]

shove them all at once

I'm dozing off at work

[thawoods]

may the boss catch you

I am trying to learn to learn Japanese.

[Insertnamehere]

Go to China

I want to move away from my family.....like a hemisphere away

[Cridders88]

Share a bedroom with the family member you dislike the most on a permanent basis.

Disliking the long nights.

[thawoods]

look at a TV

food makes me fat

[Insertnamehere]

knock yourself out



I'm full of affection and no one to give it to.