Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Stay in bed and don't put any effort into anything.

Another work day beckons and I really can't be arsed with the general public today.

[Cridders88]

Open all your windows permanently, I'm sure it won't be too bad.

I'm hungry and my lunch break isn't for another 2 hours.

[AlfredM]

Get some food and eat in front of your boss.

I'm at this island and I'm not sure what to do tomorrow as we have no plan.

[trywait]

buy some glue to get them to stick to you

I found a hole in my sock

[Cridders88]

Go to bed.

I'm in bed, but I am not sleeping and I have work tomorrow.

[Cridders88]

Keep it the same. Why change something that isn't working?

My internest is warm and cozy whilst the wind rages outside.

[Cridders88]

Go and put your ear right next to his mouth.

The flat above have a baby and it will not stop crying!

[thawoods]

cut 5 inches off your feet

my body is rotting away

[Insertnamehere]

Get blocked in ice to preserve yourself!

I need to have a proper sleep tonight

[AlfredM]

Swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and sleep eternally.

I wanna go swimming, but it's already afternoon and I don't want to get sunburn. I'm dark enough as I am.