Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Don't log off from here, I'm sure your things will get done at somepoint

I've barely started xmas shopping.

[Cridders88]

Don't log off from here, I'm sure your things will get done at some point

I've barely started xmas shopping.

[Scootaloo]

Wait till christmas eve and just buy whats left in the stores, then match it up to your list.


I Still drink Kool-Aid as an adult

[Insertnamehere]

add some battery acid to it


I need a replacement me

[Cridders88]

Slice off your skin and graft on another persons.

I'm feeling restless

[Scootaloo]

take a handful of oxycodone and drink a bottle of gin

I finally move off the couch, but to another one in a different room

[Cridders88]

Super glue yourself to the couch.

I cannot stop listening to the band Years & Years.

[Scootaloo]

stab yourself in the ear with a rusty screwdriver

I need to get more exercise

[Cridders88]

Remain super glued to the couch.

My ears are now bleeding profusely.

[Scootaloo]

I can't help cause i'm super glued to the couch

I think I got some super glue on my hands