Give Bad Advice

[zepplin1]

take a hard right, right now. doesn't matter where you are just hard right and go straight to the cell tower.

[thawoods]

...try asking a question on your next turn.

I am losing my hair.

[Cridders88]

Shave the rest of it off and replace it with worms.

My hair grows too fast... everywhere!

[thawoods]

use a hair grower until u become one giant blob-of-a-hair

I can't wait 'til the next pah-ty.

[AlfredM]

Get wasted a day before.

I want a thicker beard.

[thawoods]

...make a wig from your p#bic hair and wear it proudly.

I wish I could do that trick they do in weddings where they slip-up the dining cloth with-out messing the table.

[Insertnamehere]

Crash every wedding you can and try the trick repeatedly until you master it.

I need to cook lunch

[Cridders88]

Just eat snacks instead.

I will most likely be drunk dancing later and not giving a fuck.

[Insertnamehere]

Make sure to drive back home.

I need to survive December

[thawoods]

survive the cold first

I often forget to take my pills.