Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Trash it with a massive party, "Project X" style





I want vacations

[trywait]

book it on expedia

twice this week, it's been below freezing going into work.

[thawoods]

place your thermometer inside a pot of boiling water

...9 days 'til Christ-mas.

[Cridders88]

Put yourself in an induced coma until New Year.

I have too much to do and too little time.

[AlfredM]

Cut some part of the old brush and it will be good as new, only shorter ~

I need something to do this Christmas.

[trywait]

fly to the north pole.

Im running out of dental floss

[Cridders88]

Knock your teeth out with a hammer.

2 and a half more working days then I'm finished for xmas

[AlfredM]

Volunteer for some charity work on Christmas.

I'm hangry. (No that's not a typo)

[Scootaloo]

Go to McDonalds and get a McGangbang



I need a haircut, still.

[Cridders88]

Never drink tea again.

I find myself resenting the general public more and more the longer I work in retail.