Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Grab a katana and enact vengeance.

I want a katana myself

[CaptainAwesome]

Grab a bread knife and convince yourself that it's a Katana

I have a sweet tooth.

[trywait]

eat a lemon

I don't have work tomorrow

[thawoods]

go to work today

I have a pet dog.

[Insertnamehere]

cook it

I need to get rid of a fair amount of hot air in my room

[thawoods]

use an electric fan

i have a certain syndrome annoyance for low-classiness

[Cridders88]

Go to a rough area of town and walk around with your nose in the air and see how long you last.

I still haven't finished xmas shopping.

[Insertnamehere]

Give bitch slaps to those you forgot instead.

I need a cuddle buddy

[CaptainAwesome]

Go around asking random people to join you in bed.

Laptop needs to be charged

[trywait]

toss the battery.

I overate