Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Two fingers down the throat works wonders!

I feel like my mind is holding me back in life

[Insertnamehere]

Rip out that brain and toss it aside.

I'm still sleepy

[trywait]

drink coffee

Im out of cream

[Insertnamehere]

Use your cum. Similar consistency!

I need to go peeeee

[trywait]

pee in your bed

I want to play in the snow

[thawoods]

...play in the rain.

My sister is arriving.

[Cridders88]

Woods - Give her a nice slap on arrival.

Marc - Move to the UK where you will hardly ever see snow.

I need to do stuff today but I am feeling lazy.

[Insertnamehere]

Stay in bed and snuggle up :3

Need to cook lunch

[thawoods]

...cook supper.

I am watching Andrew Zimmern right now and he is eating disgusting food.

[Insertnamehere]

throw up in your tv's direction

My bladder is about to explode