Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

wrap the past's

I am so excited 4 x-mas.

[AlfredM]

Open your presents now.

I'm so tired and sore from the long drive.

[Cridders88]

Do a strenuous work out.

Despite only having a light salad for tea, I've somehow ended up with heartburn.

[thawoods]

drink more acid

They haven't cooked break-fast yet.

[Cridders88]

Go out and don't bother eating.

I have had a cough for days but no other symptoms.

[thawoods]

take some vaccines from some local health station

it's misty and foggy around here

[Cridders88]

Start up a leaf blower, that'll clear it!!

The sun hasn't come out in what must be about 3 weeks now.

[AlfredM]

Settle for the moon.

I wanna have breakfast.

[Cridders88]

Eat loads of chocolate instead.

My internest is warm and snuggly this evening.

[Insertnamehere]

Burn it to the ground

I'm having so much trouble waking up in the mornings