Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

get a gun bang the tv!

i still have no gift for my special one

[Cridders88]

Burn your TV.

I think walking down to the chemist to collect some pills may be the highlight of my day tomorrow.

[thawoods]

burn your pills

the neighbours are being noisy

[Cridders88]

Mine are too! My advice, go round and shoot them.

I think the noise my neighbours seem to be making is loud and vigorous sex.

[thawoods]

get an amplifier!

the neighbours are being noisy + it's about to rain

[CaptainAwesome]

Throw something at their window

I need a haircut.

[thawoods]

grow your hair shoulder length!

i just dropped the router

[AlfredM]

Now, smash it!

I'm all alone at home starting tomorrow.

[thawoods]

lock everyone out and put a signage out-side saying, no entry

i haven't watched a movie in a long time

[Cridders88]

Watch movies solidly for an entire week, with no food, toilet, or sleep breaks.

Again, stuff to do today, but it's 1:30pm and I am still in bed.