Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

fly over to murrica

im gonna spend the day doing a whole lotta nothing

[Cridders88]

Run for president. If no-one listens, go on a crime spree in revenge.

Just got home and am feeling too lazy to do much.

[Insertnamehere]

Go back to work

The sun is annoyingly hitting my right arm.

[trywait]

put a sleeve on.

cory is making a ruckus

[Insertnamehere]

Kill it

Sometimes I get so disgusted with the amount of stray dogs around town I wanna go out shooting them.

[trywait]

not your problem

I ran out of dental floss

[Cridders88]

Use hydrochloric acid.

Another day, not enough dollar.

[trywait]

play the lotto!

I'm not even tired

[Cridders88]

Stare blankly at a wall until you are.

I am tired, but in no place to be able to sleep.

[trywait]

sleep standing up and leaning against a wall

no standard bedtime