Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Watch whatever he was watching

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xylkPKfSq_c/VT...nge-06.jpg

I have to catch the 7:45 shuttle tomorrow

[trywait]

set your alarm for 0600.


I couldn't open the front deadbolt when I got to the house.

[Cridders88]

Whack a hole in the door with a hammer and climb through.

I have 6 more hours of work to survive.

[AlfredM]

Close the shop early.

I just finished watching all 8 seasons of House, and I don't know what else to watch. There's no substitute for House's sarcasm!

[Cridders88]

Paint your walls and watch them dry.

I've stretched my stomach so much over xmas, that I am constantly hungry.

[Will1994]

Drinking lots before bed

How to learn the drums

[IanSaysHi]

Practice using a couple of hammers and assorted expensive dinnerware, car bonnets, TVs etc*

My hair grows so quickly I have to get it cut every month





*disclaimer - don't do this

[Cridders88]

Have your hair removed with laser treatment.

Just found out that many of the roads between here (work) and home are flooded, going to be a fun journey home!

[VirgoMasquerade]

Swim home!


Im letting cable go

[SilentFilm1988]

Steal cable illegally

I need Internet for my apartment but it's so expensive