Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Move to Antarctica.

It's 7.30pm and I have yet to make dinner.

[Insertnamehere]

Starve yourself

I have to go out now but I don't want to put on clothes :/

[Cridders88]

Go out naked.

My left eye is sore.

[CaptainAwesome]

Even it out...get the right eye sore as well.

I need to stop procrastinating.

[Cridders88]

Every time you feel up to doing the task you are putting off, inject yourself with a tranquiliser.

Bed time looms.

[CaptainAwesome]

Become nocturnal.

My knee pains

[Cridders88]

Hit your kneecap with a sledge hammer.

I am now in bed listening to the wind roar through the trees outside my window.

[CaptainAwesome]

Try sleeping outside for a better sound experience.

I need new songs on my playlist

[CaptainAwesome]

Double post :/

[Cridders88]

Wipe your playlist and then download one song, the Nyan Cat.




The Nyan Cat is now stuck in my head again.