Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Go and watch a chick flick instead.

I feel like I need to change something.

[Insertnamehere]

Remove one of your eyeballs with your bare hands and replace it with a glass one

I'm exhausted today.

[thawoods]

go to the treadmill

i want to fill my room with live butterflies.

[Cridders88]

Fill the room with live lions instead.

Bus is late and I am freezing my balls off.

[Cridders88]

Heat the oven to 200C and put your feet in there.

My eyes are sore.

[thawoods]

don't forget to put tacks on your bed, then tell your maid to give you some valium and let her push you on the bed ...

i want to build a Kuzcotopia .....

[Cridders88]

Don't ever build one.

Why these early mornings? They're unnatural

[IanSaysHi]

Go live on the dark side of the moon?

I can't believe it's Wednesday

[Cridders88]

Believe it's Sunday, every day.

3 day weekend coming up

[Insertnamehere]

Go trash as many homes as you can in said time.

I am verbally insulting myself way too much today.