Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Alloy yourself with Nickel or something.

I'm hungry

[Cridders88]

Chop off your ears and eat them.

I am definitely not hungry.

[Insertnamehere]

Don'r eat ever again

I want Earl Grey

[Cridders88]

Drink instant coffee instead.

I feel cold but warm at the same time.

[Insertnamehere]

glue your warm parts to your cold parts

I want a hairy man chest to play with.

[Cridders88]

Head out on to the street and ask hairy men to play with their chests.

I am swooning right now.

[Insertnamehere]

Drink more and start texting people

I'm a wee bit numb lol

[Confuzzled4]

Smash yourself in the face until you start feeling pain, then you won't be numb anymore.

I'm too short to ride on a roller coaster.

[Cridders88]

Ride on it anyway with no barrier or belt for protection.

I'm feeling lazy.

[thawoods]

crucify yourself on the sofa and see if you could still do anything.

i can't help to eat more sweets.