Give Bad Advice

[Scootaloo]

convince yourself "they" are after you, and alert the police.


I ate to much Chinese food

[Insertnamehere]

Give birth to a Chinese person and get it out of your system

I have to sleep soon or else I won't catch my 7 o' clock train

[Scootaloo]

it's to late now, stay awake all night or you will oversleep


I haven't shaved in a week and am very scratchy

[Insertnamehere]

Use sandpaper to scratch that itch

I'm too warm to and I already removed all my clothes!

[Cridders88]

Don't ever bother with clothes again, including at work.

Only a 3 day week this week and already I am counting down the time till Saturday at 5.30pm.

[Cridders88]

Eat lettuce leaves instead.

"Loud mouth" is off again in the work's canteen.

[Insertnamehere]

Smash his/her head on the table until he/she doesn't have a recognizable mouth...or face


Filler kinda days in 3,2,1....

[Cridders88]

Fill them with all the things you hate.

My laptop won't stay connected to the internet recently

[Cridders88]

Strip off and head out for a swim in the local river.

I have been absolutely ravenous lately, pretty much all the time.

[Insertnamehere]

Go get everything you want without asking for anyone's permission, from every food venue there is out there.

As per usual, I have a boner that needs tending!