Give Bad Advice

[Sylph]

Inject your self with Caffeine, perhaps to the lethal dose as to solve the potentiality of future exhaustion?

I need to go clean around the Banana trees tomorrow and remove the damn 8inch Toads I damn well know are just down there sitting...~.~

[trywait]

just pour gasoline and torch it all

I have a headache

[Cridders88]

Bang your head against a wall.

I have to work this Sunday.

[Insertnamehere]

Make sure everyone pays with their blood for it.

I don't have enough patience.

[Scootaloo]

go pick a number at the DMV


I don't have a gall bladder

[Cridders88]

Have a plastic one put in.

Gym tonight, but I feel like I don't have enough energy.

[rado84]

Touch a wall-plug with wet hands - you'll be energized for sure.

A hot Korean girl moved in a few blocks from me but idk how to get her attention.

[thawoods]

just say achtung x

i think i have to control my appetite, i sometimes overestimate the power of my stomach to the extent that when i think i want more, is that i am already full x

[Cridders88]

Just carry on eating until you vomit.

It has been massively busy at work and my lunch break is going far too quickly.

[Scootaloo]

Forget going back to work, hire a prostitute and do lines of coke off of his cock all afternoon

I got an interview on Monday and I'm a bit nervous