Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Cook your friends

I return to work tomorrow

[Cridders88]

Go to the beach instead, and don't phone your boss.

It's another sunny day, but I will be stuck on the first floor of a building which has no windows or natural light on the first floor.

[Scootaloo]

Get a sledge hammer and make your own portal to natural light


it's raining out

[Insertnamehere]

Open the doors and windows

I'm reaching 30

[Cridders88]

Time travel to the age of 70.

I am also nearing 30.

[Scootaloo]

Sleep with an older man, I'm almost 36, just saying


i'm almost 36

[Cridders88]

Eat really unhealthily and burn your skin on a regular basis to maintain your youthful look.

My internet keeps cutting out.

[Insertnamehere]

Smash the laptop, that always helps

I was talking in my sleep onm the bus today, thanlfully trains are too full for me to sit and fall asleep, or I'd do the same.

[Cridders88]

^^That is funny . Did someone say something to you about it?

Sit on someone's lap on the train and fall asleep on them.

I forgot my headphones today

[Scootaloo]

Sit on someone's lap on the train and fall asleep on them.

I forgot my headphones today

That sounds like good advice

Sing out loud for all to hear, I suggest you sing My Neck, My Back...


I still havent got out of bead and it's 9:30