Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Chop them off

I often feel like I don't do good enough.

[Cridders88]

Be harsher on yourself, and strive for the impossible.

I need more rest.

[Insertnamehere]

Meth will help with that.

These bugs don't grow fast enough

[Cridders88]

Boil/burn them

Time is flying too fast.

[Insertnamehere]

shoot it down

Time is not flying fast enough

[Cridders88]

Spend your afternoon trying to construct a time machine, ignoring your boss saying you're fired for not doing any work.

Bank Holidays mean nothing in my line of work.

[Insertnamehere]

Change to my line of work.

I will have to do double the work out today (or try) because yesterday I got home too late from work.

[Scootaloo]

Skip the work out and instead get double cheese at Pizza Hut

My car needs repairs, again.

[Insertnamehere]

Fix it yourself with scotch tape.

I need a fight

[Cridders88]

Take a shit load of Ketamine.

Bus is late to go home