Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Walk

I had to change my strain from DH5a to TOP10

[Cridders88]

You don't HAVE to do anything. Tell your boss to fuck off and go home.

No buses because of the Bank Holiday tomorrow.

[Scootaloo]

Call a cab and when you get close to work have him pull over and get out and run with out paying

I need to clean the dishes

[Cridders88]

Smash them instead.

I need to go and workout.

[Scootaloo]

Fly to america and get a workout by taking advantage of me

I'm bored, alone, and horny today

[Cridders88]

Have sex with this woman



I have an extra hour and a half in bed tomorrow morning.

[Insertnamehere]

Spend it worrying about the impeding work

I can't reach the on button of the laminar flow cabin sometimes and it's humilliating

[Cridders88]

Try again on your knees.

I am in need of a nice, warm hug.

[Insertnamehere]

Chop off your arms and the arms of anyone who comes near you.

I wouldn't mind being spooned tonight

[Cridders88]

Dip a spoon in boiling water then press it against your skin.

I probably would find it hard to date a smoker.