Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Start smoking yourself and problem solved.

I got a Coomassie stain in my forearm

[Cridders88]

Skin your arm.

I feel lethargic today

[Cridders88]

Chop off your arm so the bite doesn't show.

I will most likely be stuffing my face with chocolate later.

[Insertnamehere]

Stuff your nose instead.

I have a pending writing to be done

[Cridders88]

Spend the day drawing instead, on the walls, with a crayon.

It's wet, but too windy for an umbrella.

[Vin]

Go out naked so none of your clothes get wet.

I'm procrastinating to research for a paper.

[Insertnamehere]

Just use wikipedia.

I feel like I haven't accomplished much today

[Cridders88]

Stay in bed until Monday morning.

The clocks officially go forward in 6 minutes.

[Insertnamehere]

Go back 5 hours instead

I need to calm down

[Cridders88]

Drink 5 cups of coffee.

I need change.