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[Insertnamehere]

Print bills.

2 more years of this socialist crappy government

[Cridders88]

Move to a different country.

My stomach hurts.

[Insertnamehere]

Rip it out

If I could I'd sleep all day

[thawoods]

get an electric shredder and pour all your money into it.

[Cridders88]

Don't ever type anything again.

I am hungry but can't be arsed to move off my bed.

[Vin]

Eat your pillow

I don't want to do laundry

[Insertnamehere]

Be like construction workers and don't.

My neghbours can see me if they look in this direction, which doesn't go well with my usual nudity.

[Vin]

Build a giant wall....that's what some presidential candidates would do.......

My thesis adviser is very difficult to work with and totally unhelpful.

[Insertnamehere]

Remove him out of the equation. You know what I mean.

I need to sleep right now.

[Cridders88]

Stay up watching porn all night.

I probably should get out of bed.