Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Stay in all week

I have to wait 1,5 more hours for a PCR to be done

[Cridders88]

Go home early, after torching the lab.

I am ridiculously thirsty.

[Vin]

Go drink out of the nearest toilet.

There aren't enough hours in the day.

[Insertnamehere]

Make the days longer, thus, the years longer. That will be fun.

I probably should sleep right about now

[Cridders88]

Turn on your heating full blast.

For some reason, we actually seem to be overstaffed today.

[Cridders88]

That sounds like a brilliant idea ^^

My advice - Run away aswell.

I can't control my eating very well at the moment.

[Scootaloo]

Hit up the buffet

I still have 5 more weeks till vacation

[Cridders88]

Don't ever take vacation, just work all year round.

I want to experience love.

[Scootaloo]

Only date guys you hook up with while drunk at a night club


I ran out of cereal this morning

[Cridders88]

Come to my place for some Crunchy Nut.

Work is dead quiet today, and the afternoon is dragging.