Give Bad Advice

[Scootaloo]

go door to door and when someone answers say "bitch you took my bike" then pop them in the face. Repeat until you find your bike or get arrested.

I broke the handle on my rake while raking up the gravel left on the lawn by my snow blower

[Insertnamehere]

Go and fuck up the snow blower in retaliation.

I have to attend a wedding in the fucking morning and all I wanted was to sleep.

[Cridders88]

Wait for the ceremony to begin and torch the church.

The locum optician is seriously testing my moral of not hitting women.

[Insertnamehere]

Go all the way and commit murder.

I'm tired.

[Cridders88]

Cut off your eyelids with scissors.

I only went to the gym once this week and ate like a pig instead.

[Insertnamehere]

Keep it up.

I don't get the jollies out of working out, whenever I've had coffee it makes me drowsy, I'm suffocated and roasting when everyone else is cold....clearly something is wrong with me

[trywait]

take some Xanax.

im not sleepy on a non-work day.

[Insertnamehere]

knock yourself unconsciosus


I haven't turned on the tv in months

[Cridders88]

Turn it on and watch it solidly for 120hrs. No breaks.

I feel like going for a walk, but I am still in bed, unclothed.

[Insertnamehere]

Go out just like that, what's the problem?

It's a cloudy and cool day