Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Have kids.

I just went to pee

[Cridders88]

Don't flush, drink the toilet water.

Much to do today, but I am still in bed.

[Insertnamehere]

Stay there

I will try to work out soon

[trywait]

put on your sneakers

I slipped while hiking today

[Insertnamehere]

Go try hiking again and again until you don't slip anymore.

I better head to sleep

[trywait]

take some ambien, Nyquil, unisom, Benadryl, valium, vicodin, Prozac, Xanax, oxycotin, and melatonin together.

im having lunch early

[Insertnamehere]

Starve for the rest of the day

I will probably have to sleep early today

[Cridders88]

Fill your room with stilton and dead badgers.

Me and my flatmate are thinking of moving.

[Insertnamehere]

Change rooms.

I will have to find a place by August

[Cridders88]

Find a place by December.

Screaming baby, again.