Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

put on bose noise canceling headphones

I want to watch the jungle book

[Insertnamehere]

Go to a jungle, search, search, search, until you find a book and watch it.

One the one hand the bosses were ok with me staying in bed on the other hand this cough ffs.

[trywait]

drink Dayquil at night and Nyquil during the day

I cant crack this coconut

[Cridders88]

Eat it whole.

My heart's on my sleeve but it's turning black.

[Insertnamehere]

Dye it back to red

The boss has managed to get me furious today

[Cridders88]

Kill her.

One of managers has no clue what she is doing.

[Insertnamehere]

Kill her

I will have to operate and be aware of 3 equipments (distant from each other) tomorrow

[Cridders88]

Ride a motorbike between the three, even indoors.

I am exhausted, the sun is out, and my shift is about to start.

[Insertnamehere]

Run, pray for clouds and do extra hours.

I'm having late lunch

[trywait]

skip it. go straight to supper.

I cant find my brown leather belt