Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Never sleep again.

I have no energy.

[Insertnamehere]

Plug yourself to a power line.

I have no motivation left for the week.

[Cridders88]

Stay in bed, who needs money?

This working week seems to be going slowly.

[Insertnamehere]

Drive a motorbike at work.

I'm utterly isolated

[trywait]

move to Antarctica

im up past my bedtime

[Scootaloo]

drink a pot of coffee

i'm a bit horny and my man is at work

[Scootaloo]

Go and surprise him during his lunchbreak and have sex in the supply closet.

I can't think of a good birthday gift for my best friend.

I thought we were supposed to give bad advice?

Get him $20 worth of canned Lima beans


I need a haircut

[Insertnamehere]

Do gigs for a living

I'm almost out of energy

[CaptainAwesome]

Go back to work.

My eyes are paining.

[Insertnamehere]

Ask Beatrix Kiddo to pop em' out for ya.

I need to sleep soon