Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Drink until you are hospitalised.

I am hungry.

[Insertnamehere]

Eat your face

I was attacked by some piridine and can't shake off the smell D:

[Cridders88]

Fart profusely.

My flatmate has irritated the hell out of me this evening.

[Insertnamehere]

Hide all her clothes so she won't have any in the morning. We all know women are so understanding about things.


I'm quite tired of having feelings

[artyboy]

Always feel happy after watching someone else have a meltdown.

Never wash your hands after touching raw meat

[Cridders88]

Hide all her clothes so she won't have any in the morning. We all know women are so understanding about things.


I'm quite tired of having feelings

Part of the irritation came from the fact she wore one of my jumpers (without my permission) and bloody stretched it! Lol.

Ok Arty

Time is flying by way too fast.

[Justaguy]

Never have fun again, that way time will never fly.

I have no idea what to do tomorrow on my day off.

[artyboy]

Have a good fart after being breed in the face of your lover.

[Cridders88]

And follow through.

I sometimes disgust even myself.

[Insertnamehere]

Lick yourself so always remember that disgusting test

Part of the irritation came from the fact she wore one of my jumpers (without my permission) and bloody stretched it! Lol..

Ok, the piece of clothing we call a "jumper" here is a school girl uniform item



So, yeah if you're gonna keep women clothing and your door unlocked, it's on you mate.

(I have a neat mental picture of you in a Catholic school girl uniform now heh)

You also reminded me a senior class at school (2002 I think) that decided to cross-dress for the class picture and swapped uniforms, so all the boys were on the front row sitting in chairs, legs crossed very lady-like, wearing jumpers and blouses and the girls were on the back row wearing the boys' shirts, ties, blazers and trousers. It was epic.


I'm confident, excited but a bit scared at the same time