Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

Just keep thinking about those salty slices of mouth watering goodness.

I am feeling full.

have a bag of crips, and a large milkshake!

[LJay]

Then stuff your throw pillows with ice cubes and lounge away!

There is a curfew and I want to go out.

[CellarDweller]

Dress in your best gay pride neon colors, and have your own parade! Make a spectacle of yourself! I'm sure it will be safe


I want to meet with friends

[Bhp91126]

Gather all of them together in a tiny bar. Corona is just a hoax.

I want more friends

[LJay]

Then eat a bulb of garlic and enter a kissing contest. You will be remembered, for sure!

I'm running out of oatmeal.

[Bhp91126]

You can replace it with dried gray lentils

I’m going slightly mad

[CellarDweller]

submit for electro-shock therapy.

It will help.

i'm feeling drowsy

[LJay]

Then eat nothing but gray dried lentils for the next two years and you won't know enough to regret it.

The preacher wants to come to lunch.

[Bhp91126]

@CellarDweller Go swimming

@LJay put some k.o. Drops into his food and lock him into your dungeon

I bought lots of chocolate today

[InbetweenDreams]

@Bhp91126 Put some mustard on it....


I want to sleep in tomorrow but can't...