Latawnya the naughty horse

[Lilitu]

My favourite part is:

The author would like to thank god. "Thank you god."

[EternalYouAndI]

*scoops up my melted brain and pours it back into head*

So now we know what to do when we see a horse with a cigarette in its mouth and alcohol in its....hoof. Slap it out and say THANK YOU GOD for our slapping abilities.

[Lilitu]

Lol I love how you could tell that 'hoof' was clearly an afterthought scribbled in hen the author thought "oh shit, horses have no hands"

[ceez]

I answered the questions at the end, 1. B 2. A&B 3. A 4. C 5. trick question, no one 6. B

[Lilitu]

Lol 'Yes thank you'

I used to hate those children's books that make you do comprehensions at the end to make sure you actually read it. >

[ChrisD]

"Connie started smoking drugs and drinking, and Connie's sisters also started smoking drugs and drinking; so when Latawnya, the naughty horse, saw Connie smoking drugs and drinking, Latawnya started smoking drugs and drinking too."
A) Run on sentence, in a rather euphemistic, childlike tone.
B) WTF did I just read?