01-27-2017, 08:31 AM
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “ Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. â€Â
Donald replied, “ Well, then just give me my money back. â€Â
The farmer said, “ Can ’ t do that. I went and spent it already. â€Â
Donald said, “ OK, then, just bring me the dead horse. â€Â
The farmer asked, “ What ya gonna do with him? â€Â
Donald said, “ I’m going to raffle him off. â€Â
The farmer said, “ You can’t raffle off a dead horse! â€Â
Donald said, “ Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. â€Â
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “ What happened with that dead horse? â€Â
Donald said, “ I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2,495. â€Â
The farmer said, “ Didn’t anyone complain? â€Â
Donald said, “ Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back. â€Â
Donald just moved into the White House.
Donald replied, “ Well, then just give me my money back. â€Â
The farmer said, “ Can ’ t do that. I went and spent it already. â€Â
Donald said, “ OK, then, just bring me the dead horse. â€Â
The farmer asked, “ What ya gonna do with him? â€Â
Donald said, “ I’m going to raffle him off. â€Â
The farmer said, “ You can’t raffle off a dead horse! â€Â
Donald said, “ Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. â€Â
A month later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “ What happened with that dead horse? â€Â
Donald said, “ I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2,495. â€Â
The farmer said, “ Didn’t anyone complain? â€Â
Donald said, “ Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back. â€Â
Donald just moved into the White House.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams