Jeremy, a stud farm owner,

[AquarianDragon]

... is visited by a strange customer. It's a pygmy with a speech disorder who says he wants to buy a horse.

Jeremy asks the pygmy if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth," the pygmy replies.

So Jeremy shows him a female one.

"Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"

So Jeremy picks up the pygmy and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?"

So Jeremy picks up the pygmy and shows the eyes.

"Ok, what about her earth?"

Now Jeremy is getting really irritated, but he picks up the pygmy one more time and shows the ears.

"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat."

With that, Jeremy picks up the pygmy and shoves his head up the horse's canal then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the pygmy says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to thee her run!"

[Beau]

Ha! Also gross.

[Blue]

That pygmy can be glad he was looking at a very patient mare. :biggrin:

[ChrisH]

[Counselor]

This thread always snags my attention because I read:

"Jeremy, a stud, farm owner,"

[ChrisH]

This thread always snags my attention because I read:

"Jeremy, a stud, farm owner,"

My thoughts exactly. Hehehe.

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