How many gays does it take....

[MisterTinkles]

How many gays does it take to scew in a iight bulb?


It takes two.

One to call an electrician.
The other one to stand there and scream "FAAAABULOUS" when its done.

[Counselor]

I think the version I heard had something like six, one to call the electrician, one to stare at his ass, one to watch from the closet, one to try to "convert" the electrician, and when the bulb is changed, two to clasp hands, lean towards each other and shriek "FA-BYOO-LUSS!" and mix drinks to celebrate.

[Beau]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

JUST ONE!

[Counselor]

How many Paris Hiltons does it take to change a light bulb?

If daddy hasn't bought her a new house, her parole officer can do it.

[MisterTinkles]

I think the version I heard had something like six, one to call the electrician, one to stare at his ass, one to watch from the closet, one to try to "convert" the electrician, and when the bulb is changed, two to clasp hands, lean towards each other and shriek "FA-BYOO-LUSS!" and mix drinks to celebrate.

Yeah, there are like 50 versions out there....I just used the shortest one.

[Chase]

I always figured the reason why so many old people are against computers is because the modern computer and computer science was laid down by the gay man Alan Turing.