The Gifting Game

[Nick9]

Oh crap! now it's obvious I have strange thoughts lol. Wrong thread I think I will ban myself and go to bed

[elad12]

I gift a new game called Mate or Wait

[Lalo]

Mate with a mate? Don't wait! You'll hate being late for your date with a mate. Not so great if your in a different state. What a sucky fate, that I would hate. Oh well... masturbate.

I am gifting the perfect date!

[Rainbowmum]

Cool .

My gift is a caramel pie.

[elad12]

I love caramel and pie. A caramel pie sounds amazing. Thanks!!

I gift a weekend in San Francisco, all expenses paid

[trywait]

perfect....can i take along bowyn w/me?

my gift is a tank of gas

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I have no gas tanks... Nor a vehicle anymore. So I will pass that along with a plate of huevos con chorizo which should give more gas.

Wait you are planning on taking me on a trip? Gee you need to warn me ahead of time, I have to pack, repack, pack again, unpack, check that I have everything, pack it up, unpack to to make absolutely certain that I have everything, pack it all up again.... I need at least a month warning here

[Nick9]

Hm, your gift looks too suspicious without a dictionary
I offer early morning on the subway, so peaceful.

[monk]

I'll pass on that.

Subway, anyone?

[Rainbowmum]

Yep, thank you.

My gift is a day with nature .