The Gifting Game

[monk]

Nice, but I'd prefer yellow ones.

I'm giving away the ability to fly.

[partisan]

Thanks but i can fly already ^strings^

My gift is a sewing machine

[Lalo]

Okay...I guess that I will have to learn to sew.

I am giving away another werepup.

[partisan]

I already have a litter from last time! Jeez cant you take a siesta, or get neutered?

My gift is a french canadian

[Lalo]

^^^^

ANSWER: Nope!

I will take the French Canadian (and force them to speak English in my house! Bwahahaha!)

I am now giving away a wolf chastity belt- never used- thanks to Partisan's griping.

[partisan]

Thanks that’ll make a nice hammock for an owl, or a sling shot, or a general purpose utility belt

Im giving a zombie clown called steve

[Rainbowmum]

Cool , he can join the rest of the chain gang, now where did I put the chainsaw and the rounded rock.

My gift is slightly used poison ring, you will have to refill it.

[Lalo]

Oooooh! I love that. I have always wanted something like that.

I am giving away this sphinx that I found out in the desert.

[Miles]

Cool, lemme just get my pick-up truck to haul it home.

I gift a pair of Audio Technica ATH-M50 headphones:

[Lalo]

Thanks! I can use those! Very Nice!

I am no longer DJ'ing so I am giving away my mixing board.