The Gifting Game

[partisan]

Thankyou, best give i ever had. i only wish it WERE true

My gift is a tree (good for pecking) or scratching your behind (or scent-marking)

[trialbyerror]

Thanks,
I'll have to use it to scratch my backside, cause I can't peck wood with a flat beak

I gift a pair of seriously long, curly, winkle-pickers with 4 bells on the end of each one

[partisan]

Thanks, i dont quite rightly know what a winkle-picker is but if its got bells, i like it :biggrin:

My gift is an annoying fat old fly thats been buzzing around all bloody night.

[trialbyerror]

Winkle pickers.....
Ummmmmmmm
Horrendously ugly long pointy shoes.

sometimes the points are curled back over the top and tied there. In even more bizzare cases small bells are attached tothe curled over points.

Really weird...

My gift is a "nagaapie" A kind of small nocternal marmoset monkey, that is extriemely active. He will catch you fly but will continue to scurry round noisily all night, making a hell of a lot mor noise then a solitary fly... :biggrin:

[partisan]

^ oh yeah i remember, i think they were invented to look like winkles :p (really)

Thanks for the monkey, but im sooo tired i think i,d sleep through a thunderstorm!

My gift is an inflatable tent.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Then I will huff and puff and blow your house up... Oh wait, I'm not a wolf I'm and elf - wolves huff and puff...

I leave a half jar of Fish-Mox...

[partisan]

You get some depressed fish demanding some mox... or else!

I leave a vending machine!

[trialbyerror]

You get a mish mash of everything Vile put in

I put in a large jar of love lube

[partisan]

You get a slippery owl..................hoot.

I insert my old magic mobile phone.

(This is true... there has been no credit put on for two years but it sends picture messages! And it has a very basic form of internet... FREE! FREE! FOREVER!)

[trialbyerror]

You get through to Hagrid at http://[email protected] and get an automatic response of a picture of him mooning filch...

I gift a horse with 7 legs