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The Gifting Game
1.- Katyushas don’t have that much range, sorry…

“Poor México, so far from God, so close to the United States”….was the phrase?

so, “blessed be Chile, contaminated by God-frenzy but at least MILES away from the US”

2.- Obama knows better than to piss off one of the few South American nations that has been on continuous good terms with Washington.

3.- I’m not the Grinch, as in I’m not interested in stealing xmas from everyone..you people can do whatever the fuck you please…I just want to be left alone in my dark corner and not bereminded that it’s fucking xmas…

4.- In that spirit, I leave behind a marverlous xmas for duckie, with a particularly large xmas bonus
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Ever heard of OB Boost? He'll get em there......

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new Year

Glad tidings I bring
To you and your King

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new Year
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I was cleaning out the cellar (I fear this years man failed again - sad story - least ways the villagers didn't get all up and arms and try to burn things down this time) Any who - I was cleaning out the cellar and found one of these:

[Image: -male-chastity-device-stainless-steel-cock.jpg]

I believe it is a hose bib/ exterior faucet protector, you put it over the faucet/bib and lock it to keep people from stealing water. Its for the next person - use it in good health.
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Haha I like it, wish I had that in the house I used to share with those annoying people... mm looks nice too ;p

My gift is an 18 hole round of golf in freezing bloody conditions. (I did this!)
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I don't like golf...but I do like storms and frozen weather...so I'll take it

yep, I'm leaving behind a pet tiger
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Oh cool - I love big cats.

I leave behind a half full gas lighter...
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which will last me this entire semester thank you...Confusedmile:

I only need a lighter once a week to turn on the Bünsen for imparting my lab classes..

I leave behind a friendly bear...and you can make that mean whatever you like
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Oh cool - I like bears - no love bears - and you can take that any way and it will apply.

I leave behind a long night of watching TV and snuggling in bed or on the couch - depends on where the TV is...
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Thanks sounds great, old films always seem better when snuggling late at night.

Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:depends on where the TV is...
bed Big Grin

My gift is that little box in hellraiser... enjoy Diablotin
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Oh, cool....I like cubic anything..

Speaking of old movies, I leave behind the hands of the killer Vasseur
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