The Gifting Game

[partis]

Ta, thankfully i have my own hands so i cant become possesed by Vasseur...

My gift is a weeks stay; out of season (so you,ll have the place pretty much to yourself) at the Overlook hotel ........

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh cool - I love quiet vacations.

I leave behind 3.5 gallons of Molasses.

[southbiochem]

Ta, thankfully i have my own hands so i cant become possesed by Vasseur...

My gift is a weeks stay; out of season (so you,ll have the place pretty much to yourself) at the Overlook hotel ........

I want the stay in the hotel...I like my hallways filled with gallons blood and being trapped in the middle of a snowy mountain so I can murder whoever the fuck I damn well please..:biggrin:

Anyway...isn't it like 4 or 5 AM over there for you to be on?


Bowyn...cool, I'll have something as fuel for my staying at the hotel...I heard that melaza burns really well

I leave behind a 240 mm Howitzer for personal use

[partis]

Thank you, just in time, this marmites making my dizzy :p

I leave behind a jackhammer (i dont quite rightly know what a jackhammer is)

Ninjad - 2am and im hitting the sheets, night all.

Thanks for the death bringer, some people wont have a "nice" day tomorro, you do know your accomplice right? :p

Yeah, my jackhammer

[trialbyerror]

I gift to you what a jack hammer is

Firstly, I wouldn't recommend you use it as a sex toy:eek:

It is a pneumatic rock drill, that does not rotate it occilates up and down, aat very high speeds, but does not move much, only about 50 to 100mm per stroke

It is also very heavy.

It is normally used to break up rock

The bit that breaks the rock is wedge shaped and made from very hard and tough steel

It utilises it's own weight, and the up and down ocillation to chip out bits of the rock until the rock splits apart..

It makes a tremendous noise.

The noise sounds like..... Well like a jackhammer.

I need sleep

[southbiochem]

and what was the gift you left for me...and why should I care for your lack of sleep in a thread that doesn't concern about advices?.....:eek:

well, I live behind a comfy bed for trial to sleep peacefully in mile:...or for the next person to take it

[trialbyerror]

and what was the gift you left for me...and why should I care for your lack of sleep in a thread that doesn't concern about advices?.....:eek:

well, I live behind a comfy bed for trial to sleep peacefully in mile:...or for the next person to take it

But Southie, you silly, silly boy, did you know what a jack hammer was before my post?

And after my post?

Therefore, my gift to you was the gift of knowledge, you now know what a jack hammer is and, on top of that, my fine gentleman, you know what not to use it for. .:eek:

And a fine gift it was then...:biggrin:

Thank you for the bed, I got it last night, courtesy of duck couriers.

I slept well many many thanks.

I gift to you, my dream.

It concerned us.....

[southbiochem]

Thanks for the dream, I'll add it to the many I have myself :eek:

I did know what a jackhammer was, but hey, the gift of knowledge could have gone to anyone who didn't knew...OK

I leave behind a well-behaved 5 year old to go with your cheeky grandson mile:

[partis]

They can both go and play with my dino-obsessed nephew.

I leave a lordship

[southbiochem]

yay.....(Over some French fiefdom, right? ).....I want the Comté de Flandre please

cause you know, who would want those posessions in France belonging to Plantagenet Kings which meant that English Kings were vassals to the King of France.....

I leave behind a petition for the Royal Navy to be reestablished as the best in the world

Ah those were the good days mile: