The Gifting Game

[southbiochem]

Yay, SA nukes....

(does anyone know how to get ahold of India's?)

I leave behind a fucking hug for whom ever needs it...

[partis]

I,ll take your fucking hug.... ow your hurting.... let go now.... SOMEBODY HELP!

I leave a murder of ravens.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thanks...

I leave a grawlix ("$%@!")

[partis]

Thank you, i,ll never swear again... i swear... ha!

I gift a warm fleece blanket

[trialbyerror]

Ta
I'll give it to my teddy bear who goes by the name of inthepoo

I gift a warm teddy bear called inthepoo

[partis]

Thanks but no thanks... no one takes the place of Roland Rat superstar.... come back with Rolands sidekick Kevin the Gerbil then we'll talk.

I gift a shower courtesy of an elephant

[Bowyn Aerrow]

And from which trunk is this shower hailing from - I'm kinky but lets face it I'm not THAT kinky.... hint - Snot does not appeal to me :biggrin:.

I leave the gift of knowledge behind, for instance the knowledge that a bull elephants penis is prehensile - it moves about much like his trunk. Further more, it so strong that when a Bull elephant stands on his hind legs he can literally use his penis a a third supporting leg.

Lastly, no man can bring off an elphant through manipulating an elephants penis. To do so will most likely get you severely injured or even dead as it can twitch so hard it can throw the average man across the room. The way to collect semen of an elephant is via beating his prostate gland.

For a video of that process: MIND THIS IS VERY DISTURBING so not for the faint of heart.

Sleep well with that knowledge.

[partis]

Thank you the next time i need some bull elephant spunk that knowledge will come in "handy"... god what if it sat down id lose my @&!*+$? arm! :p

I leave behind some thermal long johns

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hey cool - I need new thermal shirts and Costco didn't have them out the last time I went - so I have been looking for thermals *brr is my catchword this year*.

I leave behind a pinecone from my pine tree.


Yes these are huge and yes it is a danger to walk under that particular pine tree since these things drop without warning and will practically kill you.

Tones of them fall out of the tree through the year.... The hit the well house so hard that I have to replace the well house roof every 2-3 years....

[southbiochem]

My people are grateful for your generous gift, ours is a nation surrounded by enemies and we need as many defenses as possible.

Yeah, I've heard those Canadians can be quite troublesome..


Fine I'll take the pinecone.....not that we're lacking of those arround his latitudes, but still..

I don't really care if one of those cracks open my skull....whatever....

I leave behind my will....yes you get everything, my debts are by law not passed on to you (just student loan by the way I don't have any other debt), with the sole exception that you are not to throw anything religious....you'll cremate me with not so much as a memorial service or you get nothing...

(seriously, that will be mi will and testament)