The Gifting Game

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Ah and the peoples of Mirkwood are deeply indebted to you, we are surrounded by our Enema, I mean Enemy Amerika.... while we are landlocked, no doubt it will look well in our minor meadow...

We leave behind about a dozen trees making room (a meadow) for our new nuclear toy.

[Lalo]

Thanks. Wolves love trees.

I am giving away the Roswell Crash Site.



Enjoy!

[southbiochem]

Fantastic! I'll start gathering alien remains....

there are still some, right?

I leave behind B-29 Superfortress

[Bowyn Aerrow]

And once again the People of Mirkwood thank you.

I leave a date with yours truly - because, apparently, the men on dating sites can't touch this.....

[southbiochem]

man on dating sites be crazy, then..

I'll take it..anyday mile:

Ok, so apparently people in Mirkwood are in need of military modernization

Thranduil must not be a very good ruler then.

then again the only ones with a proper weapon industry be dwarves...and there's no trading with those folks right?

Ok, I leave behind Stalin's First Five Year plan, that turned the Soviet Union from negligible into one of the military superpowers along with Germany and the US...to be applied in Mirkwood

mind you, Thranduil will have to enforce collectivizations so you people no longer will own you own trees...yikes :eek:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

We elves are communal as it is, we don't believe in owning land or trees - We are one with our ecology not dominant of it... so that plan may work.

Thanks.

We leave behind bows and arrows which up until recently were our military asset (Thus the problems we had with our neighbors)

[southbiochem]

I'll take them and have them put in a museum called "those were the days *sigh*"

I leave behind the designs of T-34 and KV-1 tanks...I forgot about that earlier..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

We accept - at this rate by the time evening rolls around we in Mirkwood will be laying plans to take over our corner of the world and start our era of Expansion.

As such, we leave behind a map of the soon to be extended territories of Mirkwood:

[southbiochem]

Are you sure you want to compete with Mexicans? they seem to have spear-headed up to Colorado..oh, well, I'll hang it in my room so I can know where you live...and keep that in mind when you cross me...:eek:

I leave behind Emil Körner the Prussian Officer in charge of training our Army up to German standards back in the day...I bet he can do wonders with a bunch of sneeky, silent and deadly elves

[Bowyn Aerrow]

oh my - We do need all the help we can get.

I Return we leave behind this interesting young man: