Pub Roleplay Thread

[Spades]

gets the unicorn from the back and passes it to spades

Not a unicorn, just a horse with a stick glued to his forehead. Take this seriously guys!

[Bookworm]

Unicorns...*digs out spellbook and thumbs to 'spell components' section. The unique properties of unicorn horns...hmmmm
*narrows eyes at unicorn in an evil megalomaniac way...

[Rainbowmum]

*Takes a shot of Tequila and slides under the table*

[trywait]

asks the bartender for a buttery nipple

[monk]

I don't have a drinking problem . .

I drink, I fall over, no problem! :biggrin:

[Spades]

asks the bartender for a buttery nipple

*Smears butter on trywait's nipple* Next!

[Rainbowmum]

*Slowly back out of pub*

[trywait]

asks the bartender for another buttery nipple for the other nipple

[Miles]

*starts taking bigger sips while turning away from the buttering of nipples before him*

[Spades]

asks the bartender for another buttery nipple for the other nipple

*Smears butter on trywait's other nipple* If you would like anything else buttered, go upstairs and knock on Room 42, ask for the Angry Fearie