Pub Roleplay Thread

[trywait]

asks lalo if he'd like another drink

[Lalo]

Um...okay...I will settle for a James Bond Martini.

[trywait]

shaken, not stirred?

[Counselor]

I got kidnapped on lunch. Thanks for the help while I spent a ridiculous amount of time tied up in the trunk of a car and soiled myself.

*pours a Long Island Iced tea and drinks it like a shot*

I'm not paying for that.

[Spades]

That's cool Counselor, no one else seems to be paying . Now go clean yourself up while I organise a searching party for your kidnappers.

[Counselor]

Oh, don't worry about it, the smell keeps the weirdos from mooching cigarettes.

[Spades]

Yes, but it also keeps the customers away, and the lunch rush is about to start.

[monk]

I'm a real tough guy - I'll have milk in a dirty glass!

[Spades]

*hands glass to Councilor to hold while I poor the milk* that should be dirty enough?

[Miles]

*scoots away from counselor* Can I get a buttery nipple over here?