Pub Roleplay Thread

[Miles]

Arent all chaps arseless? - double vod please barman. puts 50p on the pool table.

You clearly underestimate how fun it is to emphasize the asslessness of assless chaps. So much fun to say, come on say it! Assless chaps.

C'mon, let's play some twister.

[trywait]

it lands on left foot yellow!

[Spades]

When will it land on red? :biggrin:

[Spades]

This guy said to give TW his Long Island or he'll put on a shirt.

TW, it's on the house as long as your friend stays He should go play Twister

[Spades]

This place has a dress code? Must be pretty lax considering I've been walking around in either a diaper or assless chaps all night. Could I get a Magic Hat #9 please?

We don't have a Dress Code as much as a Undress incentive

Your beer is free mr ASSLESS chaps (fun to say, fun to wear )

[Counselor]

Whoops. I can't read.

[stpdo2]

/walks back into the bar wearing cycling shorts and jersey/ I'm sore and tired. Bartender a mimosa to start my day please!

[Spades]

/walks back into the bar wearing cycling shorts and jersey/ I'm sore and tired. Bartender a mimosa to start my day please!

For a guy in cycling shorts, anytime :biggrin: But it's warm in here, take of that jersey, maybe I can give you a massage for the soreness?

[Rainbowmum]

*Sneaks over to the Mechanical bull *

[stpdo2]

For a guy in cycling shorts, anytime :biggrin: But it's warm in here, take of that jersey, maybe I can give you a massage for the soreness?

Just the mimosa for now thanks. Is Counselor working later?