Pub Roleplay Thread

[Rainbowmum]

*Tips a bottle of baby oil on the bar and sets up the tripod*

[Counselor]

*Tips a bottle of baby oil on the bar and sets up the tripod*

Yes, well, make sure that video camera is bluetooth compatible and is sent directly to the bar's webpage.

[Spades]

Crap, the hosting company called, we aren't allowed to put naked men covered in oil on the website

[Counselor]

Crap, the hosting company called, we aren't allowed to put naked men covered in oil on the website

I called them and made them an offer they can't refuse, so now we have a green light to show anything...

...wait, naked? I thought we were just having go-go boys, not strippers! Oh well, the more the merrier.

*waves wand*

There we are, a well-lit stage and a vacuum for dollar bills to go into. I need a beer.

[Spades]

Can we also have a stripper pole pls?

Here ya go good sir

[Counselor]

Can we also have a stripper pole pls?

Here ya go good sir

*guzzles*

Hokay, thish wut we dew...

wut?

oh, nevvur mine...

git tha poal sew tha dansurs kin wiggul on it 'n stuff. wiggulin is liek, kewl wen is gud.

eye need a burger.

[Rainbowmum]

OK, I am over the rejection, time to get drunk and dance on the bar!

I swear it looks like a sloth seriously



*Falls of bar stool laughing*

[Spades]

*guzzles*

Hokay, thish wut we dew...

wut?

oh, nevvur mine...

git tha poal sew tha dansurs kin wiggul on it 'n stuff. wiggulin is liek, kewl wen is gud.

eye need a burger.

Oh no! You turned into Monk after drinking that beer!

I think you should eat that burger and go lie down until this awful feeling has passed.


I feel so bad for giving you that, I'd never again serve that, not even to my worst enemy!

[trywait]

are we serving other types of pub food?

[Spades]

are we serving other types of pub food?

Yes, our chef can cook you anything you like as long as it's grilled.