Too funny not to share

[Sport77]

Believe in the impossible!!

Damn! That ring sure must have had a hell of a lot of lube on it!

[partisan]

Two muffins in an oven
one muffin turns to another and says "its awfully hot in here isnt it"
The other muffin replies "oh my god its a talking muffin"

[Spades]

Damn! That ring sure must have had a hell of a lot of lube on it!

So that's why it gives me a very odd boner? :p

[MisterTinkles]

Damn! That ring sure must have had a hell of a lot of lube on it!

Well......men ARE adept at sticking large objects into small holes.

[Spades]

Sounds like me and my ex :biggrin:

[Spades]

Deal of the day

[Beaux]

These small packets (exactly condom sized) come with every clutch kit that we get. If I had I dollar for every time I tossed it to a customer whose face turned beet red I'd be rich$$. Being that the clutch is made by the Sachs company of Germany I also tell the customer "always practice safe Sachs" Gets loads of laughs every time.

Of course the actual name of the product is shaft lubricant (high performance of course)

Mechanic's humor can be bad!

I had to read your post twice before I realized that when you said "clutch" you weren't talking about a small handbag...:redface:

[Pix]

[MisterTinkles]

Deal of the day

WHY dont I ever find these sales????

[Lalo]

Somebody was confused about which knee was their knee. Or was he?