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[Beau]

Got this advertising on Facebook today. Oh Facebook, it's like you don't even know me.

[andy]

[MisterTinkles]

3.14 is the mathematical constant pi to two decimal places. Pi sounds just like pie, the food. "MMM" like m sounding onomatopoeia people usually make when they see something tasty. So it reads "MMM Pi" like "mmm pie"

Keep on talking 'brainy' like that and I will have to come up and visit you!!!
ggrrrrrrr

(wink, wink)

lol

[MisterTinkles]

Got this advertising on Facebook today. Oh Facebook, it's like you don't even know me.

I must be tired, senile, or dead.

I dont get this one either.

Geez, Im losing it already.......shoot me now.

[MisterTinkles]

More about Fap

Well thanks for that.

Really doesnt make any sense though. This will have to go on the words I hate thread.

[Pix]

Got this advertising on Facebook today. Oh Facebook, it's like you don't even know me.

Yeah, I'm always getting spam for bigger penis and such. I've repeatedly gotten a promise from some woman that she's going to be visiting me soon (she remembers me from my nonexistent FB account) and will lick my balls when she shows up. In the meantime I should see her new webshow with the special pass. Riiiiight. I admit the email addy is gender neutral but it's registered as a woman's name.

Spammers do like to cast their nets wide, though. On my good days I'm amused by how absurd it gets (on my bad days I want to melt their computers with my hate).

I think the funniest (though sometimes exasperating) is how some YT vids for lesbians got a lot of ads for dating heterosexual Christian (occasional Muslim) women and becoming a Bible scholar. However, that was at least in part because of Christians (and occasionally Muslims) come to be ugly jerks to us with profanity and promises of eternal damnation...strange how they only seemed to do that on the vids with the most clear sexual footage (it's not the sex or nudity because if the quality was too poor for proper wanking then they stayed away from those, too).

[Ekwarph]

I've heard much more complicated ones, like this:

damazzam. wordpress[...}-a-bar/

Hahah I like it!

It's a Cauchy sequence who tries to get in a party, and the bouncer says : "Sorry, it's a No Limit party " (well ok, the party is in a complete metric space )


---->*go kill myself*

[Beau]

I must be tired, senile, or dead.

I dont get this one either.

Geez, Im losing it already.......shoot me now.

This may come as a complete and total shock to you but...

Spoiler:

I'm Gay!

[Lalo]

[Lalo]

When Burger King Attacks!