Found these jokes on an Aussie joke site.....Daz?????
Yeah, they are old jokes...again, Daz???? But they are still funny.
If you dont have a sense of humor, dont read them.
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben
....was a clock.
Q: What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A: They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?
A: The other 30% were sucked into it.
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with
the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the
bartender got tired of hearing that shit, so he said, "Let's put an end to
all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out
your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of then did.
Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked
him if he wanted a drink.
The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks,
I'll just have some of the buffet."
Two faggots decide that they want to have a baby, but they
don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close
to their own as possible. So they both masturbate into a cup
and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend
of theirs. Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their
baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and
screaming except for theirs. "Wow," one of the fags says, "Our baby
is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait
till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
Too funny not to share
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