Finish it game

[partisan]

Finish there sentence, 1st person starts a sentence, next person finishes it

I was looking for my keys in the kitchen when ....

A blender attacked me!

I tossed and turned all night, when i woke up. .....

A goat licked my face!

All my life i wanted a.......

A italian tortois! :-)

[partisan]

I put my hand in the drawer for my wallet and. ...

[partisan]

Sheriff arrested me for theft

[partisan]

Despite all the hardships in life i take comfort in knowing. ....

[Chase]

inexpensive robot servants are around the corner in the future.

If a maniac with an axe showed up at your front door...

[Miles]

I'd thank him for coming prepared for the sacrifice.

If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is around to hear it...

[partisan]

It still falls

I wanted to have a shower but didn't have time so instead. ..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

....sprayed myself with febreeze and moved on.

12 nights have past since I last.....

[partisan]

Saw the thing under the floorboards

[partisan]

I ask the waitress for the bill and she handed me a